Oh baby. It’s Boutique Tenski + Xikar Stainless Steel Magnetic Bottle Opener freebie time! Like a twister ripping through the plains, it’s terrible, glorious, sphincter-clenching and oddly beautiful all at once. So check it out: listed below are 100+ fine Boutique blends in handy 10-packs. All at the lowest prices on the web by a mile, with savings up to 80% off.
But that ain’t all. I’m rolling out some fine-ass Freebie action, girlfriend. Mmm, hmmm. That’s right: big fat hairy savings AND a sweet freebie all in one shot. Just order $89 or more from this page and get a gratis Stainless Steel Xikar Magnetic Bottle Opener no charge. Zip, zero, nada, bupkus. Unlike half the other gratis tchotchkes we try lure you in with, this here is one you might like! This is so nice to use you’ll be looking for new excuses to pop open suds….not like no-account boozers like me and you need any excuses. Sturdy and heavy-duty, yet sleek yet lightweight enough to slide right in your pocket, you can attach to a Yeti using the lanyard hole or stick it right to the icebox since it’s magnetized. Easy peezy. $20 in retail value, it makes for a helluva nice little tool – yours free \just for ordering up tasty and deeply discounted cigars you’d order anyway.